it starts here (aka, the real reason I left BiW).

[Amy Freelunch]

Amy Freelunch is being investigated for the disapperance - and one only assumes, death - of Juria Yoshikawa.

A source close to the investigation reveals that Arahan Claveau's flickr stream had evidence in it that implicated her in the crime, and has thus been confisgated by authorities. Ms. Freelunch remains in police custody this evening awaiting further questioning.

Ms. Nebulosus Severine refused comment to the press this afternoon and appeared inconsolable as it was revealed that police followed her the evening before as she attempted to bring Ms. Freelunch and her longtime companion AM Radio, provisions to the shabby, run-down cabin the two shared in the foothills of the New Media Center, thus revealing the whereabouts of Freelunch.

Members of the press and of the general public gave into conspiracy theories as it was revealed that Ichibot and Selavy Oh had been creating what can only be described as "Amy Freelunch Clones" - bots that appeared to spout the same hackneyed pseudo-critical lines she had become known for ("this is so bad, it makes me want to cut myself!" etc) and were otherwise identical to Freelunch, thus allowing her an opportunity to slip through investigators hands. The two had planned to stage a "Jack Ruby-like incident" involving the assassination of one of the Freelunchbots, but were brought in for questioning before their plan could go any further. Police seized a unreleased number of the bots, thought to be in the dozens, and plan to charge the pair with a misdemeanor.

Police remained on the lookout for the mysterious "Mr. Klink," sought as a "person of interest" but not actually a suspect.

Also, DC Spensely came back from vacation, which must figure in here somehow.

[Klink]

yes (I'm a man of few words)

[Selavy Oh]

From Selavy Oh's press relations office: Selavy Oh is denying any involvement in this absurd story full of unsustainable allegations. Specifically, she denies any plans to decapitate any freelunches or freelunchbots in an attempt to blow their minds or to let Ichibot fuck with their heads.

[Amy Freelunch]

ow! ow!

[ichibot]

Come with us quietly, Amy. Don't argue or make a scene. Because if you say anything more about witches or witchcraft, we're gonna be forced to take you to a mental hospital. You don't want that, do you? So just put your shoes on.

[Arahan Claveau]

This is a truly baffling state of affairs. A veritable vipers nest of half-truths and misdemeanour's and also a very revealing insight into the criminal mind of Amy Freelunch, noted cyber-terrorist and one-time agent provocateur.

The implications are far reaching...